A guy walks into an auto parts store and say, "I need a car cover and 20 chrome lug nuts for my corvette."
The parts guy thinks about it for a minute and finally says, "Sure, that sounds like a fair trade."
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They really are amazing cars. So, yes worth the wait in my opinion.nvbirdman wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 8:52 pm Ordering a 911 and expecting it within a year seems like a joke these days.
Please tell me it'll be worth waiting for.
It's not like there are a lot of great options right now. Hang in there! I couldn't figure out how to fasten the seatbelt in my 992 the other day. Then suddenly it clicked.
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A physics professor, a mechanic and a Windows programmer were in a car driving down a steep mount hill when the brakes suddenly failed. The car was going faster and faster and it was only a matter of time before they lost control and flew off the side of the mountain to a near-certain death. Then, like a miracle, they spot a run-away truck ramp and are able to slow the car to a stop.
The physics professor gets out of the car and says, “We need to study the brake fulcrum points, analyze the friction coefficients of the pads and rotors, and model the heat generation vs friction coefficients -- to see if we can work out why the brakes failed.”
The mechanic shakes his head and says, “I've got my tools in the trunk. I’ll take a look and see if I can figure out what’s wrong.”
The Windows programmer chuckles at both of them and says, “Hold your horses gents. First let's get back in the car and head down that hill again to see if the problem is reproduceable."
The physics professor gets out of the car and says, “We need to study the brake fulcrum points, analyze the friction coefficients of the pads and rotors, and model the heat generation vs friction coefficients -- to see if we can work out why the brakes failed.”
The mechanic shakes his head and says, “I've got my tools in the trunk. I’ll take a look and see if I can figure out what’s wrong.”
The Windows programmer chuckles at both of them and says, “Hold your horses gents. First let's get back in the car and head down that hill again to see if the problem is reproduceable."
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One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, “hmm, this tastes pretty good!” So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like “dude, this can’t be healthy.” But he said “Don’t worry. I can STOP anytime.”
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What do you call an billboard that falls over and nearly hits your car?
A pretty bad sign.
A pretty bad sign.